uf030:

Good afternoon thottie

allo-victor:

large-angry-ground-squirrel:

aurol:

people who don’t say please and thank you are ugly

You sound neurotypical.

ALSLSFLVNCMFLFLSLFKGKF yall GOTTA stop using ur illnesses as excuses for being rude dicks to people what the fuck

woegarden:

i had the funniest fucking dream i was hanging out with michael jackson and someone asked him what his pronouns were and he said “he/hee!” and i woke up crying

iwannapushyourdaisies:

“i hate cats, they’re so pretentious and stupid”

me:

thenbhdofficial:

danascullys:

I once read a twilight fic where edward boiled himself like a lobster in the bath for hours so he’d be warm when he made out with bella

need me a freak like that

pinkvinyl:

Me: I don’t have the energy for this

Someone: For what?

Me: *gestures vaguely*

afro-elf:

college is just the worst opinions you’ve ever heard being counted as participation points

chessys:

i wish i could be the person i want to be but im too tired

thebootydiaries:

you (eats stupid eggs): hey

me, eating a book on newton’s laws of physics: whomst’d’ve, me?